bagandapron

Early evening, while I was staring off munching on some almonds, the Fedex delivery man knocks to drop off my first package at the new house.
The “From:” says my brothers name, so I rip open the wussy paper packaging with almond fueled fervor to discover its two perfect contents.

  • 1 Red Army shoulder bag, just like the ones I used 20 years ago
  • 1 battle armor ready for the kitchen stadium


apron
bag


Thanks Bro!