GO!

Apart from a ton of patience, learning to become an ass kicking rubber band also requires hard training.
That is why I drink Gatoraid.
It has electrolytes.

For me, the hardest parts were spent away “on the bench” recovering from a broken thoracic vertebrae, index toe and heel bone. Last month, I proved my wolverine-like healing factor to my friends and instructor by bouncing back to the bi-monthly tumbling sessions.

So, Feijoa says, “hey you have a Capoeira name now.”

I am a total badass now.

“yeah? what is it?” I ask.

“Chino Fino”

“what is that?”

“Fine China”

Shit.